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Wicked caption contest

The North Coast Journal and its weekly comic strip Seven-O-Heaven are teaming up to offer a caption contest based on local author Amy Stewart’s new book, Wicked Bugs. Above is the official Humboldt Herald entry.

Your mission, should you be bored enough to accept it, is to author your own one-panel comic to be included in next week’s Journal. Hell, we’ll even throw in copies of this issue’s featured books.

Details.

  1. May 5, 2011 at 1:05 am | #1

    Sent seven, seemed appropriate.

  2. Walt
    May 5, 2011 at 6:34 am | #2

    Woah! Look at the ovipositor on that larva!

  3. Ruth June
    May 5, 2011 at 7:19 am | #3

    Gross! I turned the pages and there is spooog on all the bug pictures! Must be a spicific bum in town.

  4. Mitch
    May 5, 2011 at 7:32 am | #4

    Whoa! Ann Coulter will do anything for publicity.

  5. Reverend Snake
    May 5, 2011 at 7:59 am | #5

    Gromphadorhina Arkleytia…I wonder if he knows he is a subgenus?

  6. Mitch
    May 5, 2011 at 8:07 am | #6

    There’s gotta be a Next Page button here somewhere.

  7. Mitch
    May 5, 2011 at 8:26 am | #7

    So lifelike. Wait a minute! The one in the middle’s moving…

  8. Ed
    May 5, 2011 at 8:28 am | #8

    I thought it was about that waskally wabbit!

  9. May 5, 2011 at 8:38 am | #9

    Hey, y’all, these are funny. Just so’s you know, this contest works kinda like Sundance: you gotta submit ‘em to the official judging body (the Journal, in this case) in order for them to be considered official entries. Unlike Sundance, we’re relatively indiscriminate — we accept just about everything.

    So the Herald is like Slamdance in this (admittedly lousy) analogy.

  10. Charlie Bean
    May 5, 2011 at 8:39 am | #10

    I was thinking: “Larva multiple faster in haury moist areas like a beard. I wondered why my beard aleays itches?”

  11. May 5, 2011 at 8:59 am | #11

    CENTER THAT TEXT, HERALDO!!!

    Thanks for the plug. Personally, I’m anxiously awaiting High Finance’s entry.

  12. High Finance
    May 5, 2011 at 9:07 am | #12

    You guys have proven again, humor should be left to the experts !

  13. Mitch
    May 5, 2011 at 9:11 am | #13

    Is that really you, HiFi? You left off the “harrumph.”

  14. Fly Guy
    May 5, 2011 at 10:10 am | #14

    The bugs make me horney and I emit feramones to attract them to my bed by the hundreds.

  15. the bee
    May 5, 2011 at 10:13 am | #15

    You’re pretty laughable, HiFi. Are you an expert clown?

  16. membrane wings
    May 5, 2011 at 10:30 am | #16

    Well I wanted to be part of Slamdance too.

    “Page 42…Hymenoptera. Hells yeah, this should be good!(Hmm…Not quite what I was thinking but I guess ovipositors are kinda kinky)”

  17. May 6, 2011 at 9:07 am | #17

    “Now I know how to get rid of my wife–if I had a wife!!”

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