Herald Censorometer Reaches Danger Zone; Evacuations May be Needed
Censorship at the Herald has reached new and dangerous territory, as several people invited to write 500 word submissions have refused. A large group of protesters have gathered at Herald headquarters, demanding the right to have material written on their behalf. “The people at the Herald expect us to write their blog for them,” said one man, identified only as “Che the Liberator.” “It’s exactly the sort of dirty trick we’ve been expecting.”
Meanwhile, while people are being censored, several seriously incorrect statements have been presented on the Herald. There is serious danger, according to authorities, that the outer containment may be breached.
Observation drones are being sent in, but it is not clear when further information from the scene will be available. Readers are advised to stay by their radios.