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The Fluoridation Conspiracy Exposed; Justin Bieber’s hair involved

No fluoride!  Beliebe it!

No fluoride! Beliebe it!

While Humboldt has been sleeping, a coalition of scientists and politicians has been poisoning our precious fluids.  The evidence is really overwhelming, and those of you who are just unwilling to open your eyes are sheeple, not people.  Baaaa-aaa–aaaa!

First of all, fluoride is a chemical, with its own symbol in the periodic table.  If the Lord had meant for there to be chemicals in the water, don’t you think he’d have put the friggin stuff in the water himself!  Come on, folks, don’t just believe every little word they tell you.

The Journal of Fluoride Dangers, put out by my friend who has spent months studying all this, has an article pointing out that Justin Bieber’s hair could clearly not have gone up the way it has if there’d been fluoride in his water.

Why should rich celebrity singers get to drink unpolluted water, when WE THE PEOPLE are left to drink fluoride-contaminated water?  Think about it, folks, it seems pretty clear to me.

A rat from my neighbor’s yard, after 300 seconds immersion in 100% fluoride.  Note the lack of movement or respiration:

deadrat

Fluoridated, now dead. The music’s over for this guy.

  1. Smart 5th Grader
    January 25, 2013 at 11:58 am

    Hey! Don’t be hatin on Justin Bieber. He has donated money to the boardwalk, the Zoo, and the Hairclub For Ponies!

  2. January 25, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Heard the name before, I think, but don’t know who Justin Bieber is.

  3. Mitch
    January 25, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    God bless you, Fred.

  4. jr
    January 25, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Who is Justin Bieber?

  5. Mitch
    January 25, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Moved and seconded. Can I hear a third?

    Justin Bieber is part of the one percent!!!

  6. jr
    January 25, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    One percent of what?

  7. Mitch
    January 25, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    That’s the damned question, jr! Now we’re beginning to get to the bottom of things.

  8. January 25, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    One percent of what? jr.

    On the Bobby Scale-
    1% of a Dylan.

  9. Mitch
    January 25, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Oh, BillGraham, you think you’re so clever, bashin on Justin B. But I notice you don’t even mention the big issue, fluoride. You probably don’t care about Jamaican Bravery either. Bieber, Bieber, Bieber. It’s always Bieber.

    I could have been Justin Bieber. But my Jewish looks got in my way. None of the Jewish impressarios would touch me, because they thought it would look like they were playing favorites. So this gentile Canadian kid gets the life that I was supposed to have had. No, I’m not bitter. But I do notice that all the teen idols always have tiny little gentile button noses, just to keep the Jewish impressarios safe. Just saying. Yes, I notice. All the time.

  10. jr
    January 25, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    The only Bieber I know is the town on Hi 299 between Redding and Alturas.

  11. That man
    January 25, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    me and a few friend still have a betting pool out on this guy, for when hell start hes transition, i got 04-12-15 for $4,000

  12. January 25, 2013 at 3:50 pm

    Not the same fluoride that’s listed on the periodic table. Rather a waste/by-product of aluminum. 80% comes from China. Unless China has set-up the process on American soil- U.S. INC. debt collection – ‘Free Trade Zones’ ya know.
    http://theintelhub.com/2013/01/23/does-china-plan-to-establish-china-cities-and-special-economic-zones-all-over-america/

  13. Mitch
    January 25, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    Bieber or me, That man? Or both of us?

  14. January 25, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    People that know about the industrial waste ‘fluoride’ know that we aren’t talking about ‘fluoride’ from the periodic table. We are talking hydrofluorosilicic acid, a classified hazardous waste. This is what is sold to local communities/water districts.

    It’s really sad that as the veil comes off and most are awakened to the antics of the megacorporations and the governments they control, you folks in your generation want to cling to a false narrative and way of life because reality is too scary for you at this point. Your bad.

    Just try to live your lives as peaceful and quiet as possible. While millions and millions of Americans know better, and feel it in their core that something is deeply wrong with society, you handful of misleading ‘journalists’ are fighting a losing battle trying to prop up your garbage false narrative that ‘everything is ok’

    Once again, your bad.

  15. Mitch
    January 25, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    Thanks, Irie. Before someone else points it out, the element is actually fluorine. (Someone corrected me last go-round.)

    My generation has always clung to false narratives, Irie. The simple way to say it is “never trust anyone over 30,” which strikes me as fine advice.

    May I correct one thing? I’m not a “journalist,” with or without scare quotes. I’m a blogger. Mostly, “journalists” get paid. Bloggers just like to bloviate, and usually do it for free.

  16. Joseph Heller
    January 25, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    At least you are not claiming to be interested in the truth.

  17. Mitch
    January 25, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    Never! False narratives are way more fun. Did you hear some people thought 9/11 was an attack by Al-Queda?

    False narrative, lol!

    Tout le monde knows 9/11 was planned by the American government. It’s only those over thirty who spout nonsense about Al-Queda, hoping to divert attention away from the conspirators. And they’ve cleverly placed me here at the pinnacle of the American media, so I can spread the false narrative and keep the conspirators safe.

    What more proof do you need. Here there was a proud progressive, Heraldo, stirring up trouble. What happens? S/he mysteriously “disappears,” replaced by Eric and me, two notorious revanchists. (Is that the word? Revanchist? I’ve never been sure what it means.)

  18. Irie
    January 25, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    Oy… not even going to address anything above about 9/11. Some people know the truth and some don’t.

    Ok, seems like semantics have been dealth with and settled. Now can we move to the meat and potatoes of this thread: hydrofluorosilicic acid?

    Does anyone here know if this is being added to our water?

    Or should me and my crew stake out the Masonic Lodge that’s tucked away quietly on Bayside Drive behind Sunny Brea? I’ll bet someone there knows. We can video interview them during their next meeting and see if we can find out.

    I’ve had family members that have been Masons. High up. You can’t tell me masons and freemasons don’t exist and aren’t controlling people’s decisions on a local basis. You can try but you can’t change the reality I know to be true. My own grandfather, 33rd degree mason, told our fam that it’s odd that girls are going through puberty earlier, and that we need to keep an eye on what they put in the water. He was head of a small water district in SoCal.

    But anyways I don’t want to do what you guys do and just swim around in circles in search of Justin Bieber. I’m just putting my two cents in here. Have a good weekend, peace.

  19. Joseph Heller
    January 25, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    Hydrofluorosilicic acid—– corrodes and destroys masonry and accelerates the sexual maturation of gerbils!
    Bad for gerbils, bad for humans.

  20. Joseph Heller
    January 25, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    Irie, the locals add the powdered version of “fluoride”, still industrial waster, Sodium Fluoride… not the silicofluoride options.

  21. Joseph Heller
    January 25, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    So Mitch, do you think the rodent above died from Aortic calcification or neurotoxicity?

  22. Mitch
    January 25, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    Excessive dental cleaning, Joe. Didn’t you watch the movie about that Nazi dentist torturing people?

  23. Joseph Heller
    January 25, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    Little Shop of Horrors?

  24. Floyd Pink
    January 25, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    No, that would be “Marathon Man” with Olivier and Hoffman.

  25. Floyd Pink
    January 25, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    Christian Szell: Oh, don’t worry. I’m not going into that cavity. That nerve’s already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I’ll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it’s safe.

    Would trust this guy about flouride?

  26. Mitch
    January 26, 2013 at 7:18 am


    Due to an intern’s transcription error, a name from the Journal of Fluoride Danger was inadvertently misspelled. The person whose hair is unfluoridated is actually Justin Roodor, a high school student in Milwaukee, and the BFF of the JFD’s editor.

    The Herald regrets the error.

  27. January 26, 2013 at 9:08 am

    You have now confirmed that you have no idea which way you’re facing, or, which location you [just] came from. Yet you ‘damn’ me – with no evidence for your claim.

  28. that man
    January 26, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    Mitch :
    Bieber or me, That man? Or both of us?

    Bieber

  29. that man
    January 26, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Joseph Heller :
    So Mitch, do you think the rodent above died from Aortic calcification or neurotoxicity?

    do you think the rodent above died from Aortic calcification or neurotoxicity?

    i’m going to say asphyxiation do to being in a liquid solution for 5 minutes; but i’m not a scientist so what do i know.

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