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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Reports of a guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Over worked burglar tells police: I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

A thief  was arrested after therapist suggests he take something for his kleptomania.

Despite Popular Demand, It’s back! The Pun-off – a benefit for Making Headway’s Brain Injury Prevention and Care programs.

Watch heavywits square off in a competition of amazing unpopularity.

Laugh, help others and enjoy the Pun-off – March 2nd at the Arcata

Theater Lounge. Doors open -7:30 . Pun-off begins at 8PM.

Tickets – $16 at the door so get there early. The Pun-off always

sells out. The Pun-off – March 2nd, Arcata Theater Lounge.
Disappointment guaranteed. Your actual smileage may vary.

Make you plans now because while time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Posted by Kathy

  1. February 18, 2013 at 11:55 am | #1

    What? More irrelevant anonymity? Man you guy’s are a bunch of cowards! If you don’t want to own your words, why don’t you just be quiet.
    The first amendment is dead with you people.

  2. Just Watchin
    February 18, 2013 at 12:15 pm | #2

    Moviedad……relax, chill out…..take your hat and jacket off. (pun intended)

  3. Mitch,etc…
    February 18, 2013 at 12:51 pm | #3

    If moviedad is joking, I’m afraid he’s being too obscure for me. Perhaps this happened after moviedad’s comment, but the post is signed “Posted by Kathy Srabian.” That doesn’t sound anonymous to me.

    Irrelevant? Local benefit event? Why?

  4. Anonymous
    February 18, 2013 at 5:03 pm | #4

    “Can I go to a moviedad?” “No! Just shut-up and go to bed!”

  5. February 19, 2013 at 12:04 pm | #5

    PUNS?????

  6. Local Reporter
    February 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm | #6

    We only post what the NRA and our Corporate Overlords tell us to post.

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