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DEFEGATE: The Movie

  1. old
    November 9, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    SO AWESOME!! I love the modern world.

  2. humboldt turtle
    November 9, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Do I sense a fixation?

  3. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    Heraldo, are you anal retentive?

  4. November 9, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    I have no knowledge of it.

  5. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Is that a yes ?

  6. HumDepot
    November 9, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Anonymous, did you poop on the bank?\

  7. HumDepot
    November 9, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    Someone anal retentive would still have the said poop inside of them.

  8. High Finance
    November 9, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    Does Heraldo have poo envy ?

    Or has he just run out of ideas that mean anything ?

  9. humboldt turtle
    November 9, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Poo envy and empty minds are not necessarily mutually exclusive, Mr. Finance. But you knew that.

  10. November 9, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    Poopgate . . .

  11. Mitch
    November 9, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    OK, Loggins ain’t no Dylan and I ain’t no Will, but here’s my contribution, to the tune of House at Pooh Corner:

    Newschannel 3, well they sent a reporter
    to talk with the Occupy crew.
    Posing her questions to Jumbo and Ayr
    she just wanted to know who did poo.
    The reporter she pestered too many that evening
    and she can’t seem to find her way out of the mess…

    So help her if you can, she’s got to get
    back to the bank at Pooh Corner by 5.
    You’d be surprised there’s so much to be done:
    count all the turds at the bank,
    see if any protesters stank,
    These are the days of Limbaugh, O’reilly, Fox Noo.
    (z)

    NewsChannel 3 doesn’t know what to do,
    they got their story all buried in goo.
    They came to us asking who pooped the bank
    but we told them that nobody knew;
    We sent them to Murl cause Murl’s well he’s Murl
    and he’d know how to get foot from mouth

    Help them, Murl, please do,
    they’ve got to get back to the bank at Pooh Corner by 5
    You’d be surprised there’s so much to be done:
    count all the turds at the bank,
    see if any protesters stank,
    These are the days of Limbaugh, O’reilly, Fox Noo.
    (z)

  12. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    I pooped on the bank!!!! I peed on the bank!!!!

  13. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    It is a pale imitation of the original.

  14. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    Meet ya’ll outside of U.S. Bank tonight.

    For you-know-what.

  15. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    I want it to be known that I peed on it first. Then I pooped on it.

  16. Goldie
    November 9, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    I was wondering why I think this is so funny, then I think it is not, and then it becomes funny to me again. And then I remembered a show I had heard on Radiolab on loops. The show is about comedians and not news reporters but I dare say a loop has taken over our town.
    http://www.radiolab.org/2011/oct/04/repeat/
    “We begin with a couple of silly people – comedians Kristen Schaal and Kurt Braunohler (of the Hot Tub comedy series) – deciding to do something silly. And at first, it’s very funny. Then they do it again. And again. And again. Until… it’s not really very funny anymore. Until it is again. Jesse Thorn, host of the radio show”

  17. November 9, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    This topic could use some constipation.

  18. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    Yes. We need to eliminate this topic. We need to get it out of our system.

  19. Goldie
    November 9, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    We can’t. It’s a loop. We are doomed.

  20. Goldie
    November 9, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    It’s even become a musical.

  21. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    no. we must purge it. We must nip it in the butt.

  22. Anonymous
    November 9, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    Will someone please make a wikipedia entry for Betsy? I think we need to extend her 15 minutes here…

  23. November 9, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    The audio remix was much better!

  24. Walt
    November 10, 2011 at 6:16 am

    “Aroint thee, witch!” the rump-fed ronyon cries.
    Her husband’s to Aleppo gone, master o’ the Tiger:
    But in a sieve I’ll thither sail,
    and, like a rat without a tail,
    I’ll do, I’ll do, and I’ll do.”

    The witches did it. Or the rat.

  25. Anonymous
    November 10, 2011 at 6:30 am

    Does US Bank act as depository or suppository?

  26. Anonymosity
  27. Decline To State
    November 10, 2011 at 7:01 am

    This movie makes me want to doo-doo and to wee-wee! Sweet!

  28. Anonymous
    November 10, 2011 at 8:35 am

    Well, I could’ve been an actor, but I wound up here
    I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
    Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry

  29. Anonymous
    November 10, 2011 at 8:39 am

    Well, I could’ve been an actor, but I wound up here
    I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
    Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry

  30. Jethro Bodeen
    November 10, 2011 at 9:29 am

    I’d love to see before and after photos of the previously beautiful courthouse lawn. I was fixin’ to picnic there with my kids, but I don’t wanna spread my blanket over excrement. I guess I’m just mean and selfish.

  31. Plain Jane
    November 10, 2011 at 9:31 am

    You’d be more comfortable with the dog doo at Sequoia Park, Jethro.

  32. Honest Juan
    November 10, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    That’s funny Jethro.

    I felt the same way last April 20 when the cops spread excrement all over the park in Arcata. I was looking forward to a nice picnic with my friends.

    Did you poop and pee in Redwood Park last 420?

  33. Mitch
    November 10, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Sorry, no poo.

    It’s not that often that you get a video this clear cut. If you wonder how Kayvan Sabeghi’s spleen could have been ruptured without his engaging in any violence against police, watch this video, from UC Berkeley:

  34. Apologist Not
    November 10, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    If police refused to beat protesters, they would be protecting citizen’s Constitutional rights, just like the union rights police could have enjoyed generations sooner, if they had refused to beat strikers and murder organizers.

    Public-interest media once thrived on the irony of police corralling and beating citizens for minor municipal code violations, while corporate gangsters loot the nation’s public wealth.

  35. Mitch
    November 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Reposting the link from 12:28, since it did not embed properly:

  36. November 10, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    I felt the same way last April 20 when the cops spread excrement all over the park in Arcata. I was looking forward to a nice picnic with my friends.

    Did you poop and pee in Redwood Park last 420?

    Oh shit, that’s right! How could we forget?

  37. Thorstein Veblen
    November 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    This is hilarious. And also strange in that the movie has more credibility than the original footage.

  38. Anonymous
    November 10, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    Betsy’s demo reel , I heard she would love feedback

  39. November 11, 2011 at 8:49 am

    Two groups of people have to betray their class and neighbors for the anti-American right to be successful in corrupting the country. One is law enforcement. Which in this case they would have to not enforce the law fairly and equitably. Which is what is happening now. Those who’ve committed fraud get a free pass, while those who are victimized are targeted. And of course the other group is media groups. All they need do to secure the criminal positions of the anti-Americans is ignore the crimes of the Wealth-class, and fabricate crimes and connect them to the protesters. No coup ever happened without the help of collaborators betraying their own communities. I’ve never understood why the police are eager to support those who are so against them. The wealthy elites of this country use the police and then campaign against their getting pensions, health care and better wages. The Executive-Class is the enemy of honest, dedicated cops. So why do the police blindly support them and do their criminal bidding?

  40. Anonymous
    November 11, 2011 at 9:33 am

    I wonder if some people find the protest threatening because of past experience. Often there is a peaceful protest and it ends up being hijacked by looters and criminals. So even a cause that is worthy carries a stigma. The cops are between a rock and a hard place. Many citizens call the police to stop gatherings such as this because they feel threatened.

  41. Mourning Fog
    November 11, 2011 at 9:42 am

    Anon 933 if you feel threatened please contact me and I will arrange an escort for you behind rebel lines. I promise you you will be safe.

    You would be less safe of course in State College Pennsylvania where several hundred rioted in support of the chiled molestation enabler Saint Joe Paterno. They overturned vehicles, set fires, assaulted an ESPN crew. Not one arrest. Imagine that.

  42. Anonymous
    November 11, 2011 at 11:01 am

    I feel safe but know some people that don’t.

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