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Spring Forward

Spring Equinox is not quite upon us, but the time to turn your clocks ahead is now — specifically 2:00am on 3/11/12. You’re welcome.

Do young people own clocks that require a manual time change, or is that task automatically assumed by the Borg?

  1. walt
    March 11, 2012 at 6:23 am

    For the CEO class, those jobs are done by The Help.

  2. Ponder z
    March 11, 2012 at 6:43 am

    would the “help” just like to sit around, smoke dope, and watch TV all day, instead of doing real work?

  3. Anonymous
    March 11, 2012 at 8:28 am

    Quit your yappin’ and finish with my clocks Walt.

  4. March 11, 2012 at 8:44 am

    I’m no youngster but I do have an atomic clock that changes automatically. Pretty cool.

  5. Gil Yule
    March 11, 2012 at 8:45 am

    I am so stuck in the last century. 18 clocks (including vehicles) “corrected” to the new time this morning…any yes I counted them. DST is a living hell for we, the anally retentive.

  6. Mitch
    March 11, 2012 at 8:53 am

    And then there are those of us that spend a week trying to remember if we already changed that clock, or if we’d just tried and failed because we just couldn’t figure out how.

  7. Plain Jane
    March 11, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Refiguring out how to set the vehicle clock is my least favorite, but followed closely by the discord between my internal clock and time change.

  8. Anonymous
    March 11, 2012 at 9:29 am

    There’s a guy out in front of the courthouse with a “fuck the clock” sign.

  9. Curley
    March 11, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Now that’s funny!

  10. Anonymous
    March 11, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Here we are, bitchin’ about having to reset our two dozen clocks and never thinking even once about all the poor people in the world who don’t even own one clock!

  11. Alcoholic Anonymous
    March 11, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Oh, thank god.
    The clock in my wife’s fancy sorts car will now be correct again, and I won’t have to pretend to try to change it when we’re out on a drive.

  12. Anonymous
    March 11, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Assimilation is inevitable. Resistance to spring forward futile

  13. walt
    March 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Tempora mutantur et nos mutamur in illis.

    (If you eat tempura [in Fukushima] , you’ll grow a second head. attr: Basho)

  14. 69er
    March 11, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Those of mine that don’t automatically change are right on tine again today.

  15. 69er
    March 11, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    “time”

  16. suzy blah blah
    March 12, 2012 at 11:16 am

    “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom and have a longer blanket” Old Indian

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