The Fluoridation Conspiracy Exposed; Justin Bieber’s hair involved
While Humboldt has been sleeping, a coalition of scientists and politicians has been poisoning our precious fluids. The evidence is really overwhelming, and those of you who are just unwilling to open your eyes are sheeple, not people. Baaaa-aaa–aaaa!
First of all, fluoride is a chemical, with its own symbol in the periodic table. If the Lord had meant for there to be chemicals in the water, don’t you think he’d have put the friggin stuff in the water himself! Come on, folks, don’t just believe every little word they tell you.
The Journal of Fluoride Dangers, put out by my friend who has spent months studying all this, has an article pointing out that Justin Bieber’s hair could clearly not have gone up the way it has if there’d been fluoride in his water.
Why should rich celebrity singers get to drink unpolluted water, when WE THE PEOPLE are left to drink fluoride-contaminated water? Think about it, folks, it seems pretty clear to me.
A rat from my neighbor’s yard, after 300 seconds immersion in 100% fluoride. Note the lack of movement or respiration: